I like to make cosplay and stare at butts.

Things I like and will post about: cosplay. butts. punk. cigars. convention adventures. Tom Hiddleston. the Sex Pistols. Gary Oldman. Christoph Waltz. John Lydon. Gordon Ramsay. aerial. circus. Tim Roth. hot older men. pole dance. sexual frustration. Adam Jonas Segaller. BATS. knitting. Star Trek.

Just another day at the office…

Need a .fdx or .sex script for learning to use Movie Magic Scheduler. I don’t care what it is and it won’t be distributed or published.

ergh I think the boy isn’t interested. I mean you text someone with an admitted love for strip clubs A PICTURE OF YOU POLING IN TEH CLUB and get no response you’re probably chopped liver, no?

YOU’RE CUTE AN I JUST WANT TO TOUCH YOUR BUTT (again)

Finally meet an attractive, intelligent, fun, SINGLE guy.

Have to leave town.

Damn.

toysfortrots:

sadspockpanda:

STARS. THE FINAL EXPLORE-Y PLACE. THESE ARE THE TRIP THINGS OF THE SPACEBOAT ENTERPIPES. ITS FIVE YEAR JOB THINGY: TO HANG OUT IN STRANGE NEW PLACES, TO HAVE DINNER WITH ALIENS AND SHIT, TO VAGUELY WANDER IN THAT DIRECTION LIKE NO ONE HAS DONE BEFORE.

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Stripper problem:

Realizing you’ll have to work three days a week instead of two so that you can afford to pay rent on two apartments because you decided you want to move but you don’t want to shaft your current roommate.

Screw it all I’m moving to New Orleans a year before I planned to. There’s nothing for me in Gainesville, I can pay my rent there AND in New Orleans easily on what I’ll make stripping so I won’t be fucking over my roommate in Gainesville.

I need to be back in that city. It’s my home.

captain-ravioli-boy:

oops my hand slipped.
based of off this:

captain-ravioli-boy:

oops my hand slipped.

based of off this:

My current fictional character crushes are Darken Rahl and Pornstache. I feel like this says something about me. Something not good.

my current sexuality can be summed up as: Craig Parker with long hair

WTB Legend of the Seeker told from a Rahl’s perspective. Specifically Darken Rahl.

Cause like… he’s not a very nice dude, but would you be either if your dad had slept with a bunch of women with the specific intent to father the child who would grow up to kill you? That’s not a very parental thing to do… I imagine that would fuck a kid up pretty bad.

Jussayin’

Things that happen when you don’t strip for two years.

Since I’ve decided to skip the wig at work and wear my natural hair instead, management and staff have started calling me ‘Girl With the Dragon Tattoo’… I am okay with this. The mohawk doesn’t seem to hinder me as much as I expected it to. And I am the only dancer there with short hair, so I have that market cornered. I also gave a couple girls pole lessons after work, and I told the other serious poler that if she wanted to do doubles on stage I would be game for it. Fun!

Specs:

Wednesday

  • shift: wednesday, 12pm to 7pm
  • strategy: socialize with people who seem interested in me.
  • hustle: 10%
  • outfit(s): black/zebra set with rhinestones
  • DJ: Sean
  • music: classic rock, heavy on the Zep
  • dances: 3
  • net earnings: $371

Thursday

  • shift: thursday, 12pm to 7pm
  • strategy: read until customers come in, socialize with regulars and people who seem interested in me.
  • hustle: 5%
  • outfit(s): black/zebra set with rhinestones
  • DJ: ??
  • music: classic rock, heavy on the Zep
  • dances: 3
  • net earnings: $151