I like to make cosplay and stare at butts.

Things I like and will post about: cosplay. butts. punk. cigars. convention adventures. Tom Hiddleston. the Sex Pistols. Gary Oldman. Christoph Waltz. John Lydon. Gordon Ramsay. aerial. circus. Tim Roth. hot older men. pole dance. sexual frustration. Adam Jonas Segaller. BATS. knitting. Star Trek.

glittercrypt:

Commercial for Alan Cumming’s eponymous fragrance line, 2004. [x]

Oh my god I require immediate medical assistance.

(Source: ingravinoveritas)

cosplayandbutts:

I DID THE THING

timcurrysbooty:

He was surrounded by idiots yet could never catch a break…

gavi-gavi:

Part two of that illustration project my bUTT HURTS FROM SITTING SO LONG

gavi-gavi:

Part two of that illustration project my bUTT HURTS FROM SITTING SO LONG

A toast to guys who fall asleep in champagne rooms

(Source: iraffiruse)

i swore off dogs forever because my last dog was rude and obnoxious and stubborn but then this happened.
someone abandoned her on our block and she is the calmest, most trusting, coolest dog i’ve met in a while.
oops.

i swore off dogs forever because my last dog was rude and obnoxious and stubborn but then this happened.

someone abandoned her on our block and she is the calmest, most trusting, coolest dog i’ve met in a while.

oops.

michellev474 asked:

I absolutely adore you. Ur posts are simply amazing. What is your frankly.me nickname? Can we be friends there?

I don’t use it, sorry. Ask box is always open though.

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killbenedictcumberbatch:

> trying to separate sex workers from pole dancing
> trying to condemn sex work while praising pole dancing
> acting like it wasnt fucking sex workers who brought pole dancing into the mainstream
> acting like its “totally feminist” to steal these moves from sex workers and then act like it’s dirty when they do it

morganperreault:

cancerchild:

nathanmorrow:

shithowdy:

Fun fact: if you approach an employee and insist that they go ‘check the back’ for an item that’s not on the shelf, there is a 90% chance that they’ll go to the back room, scratch their ass and check their text messages for five minutes, and come back out with a sympathetic smile and a ‘Sorry!’ because they know without even looking that the stock isn’t there.

Or the old “can you ask a manager?”

As a retail employee, I can verify that this is 100% accurate.

Yup at Michael Kors and Abercrombie we’d just go in the back chill and talk shit and snack for a bit anytime someone asks for something from the back, managers don’t even care they just laugh

morganperreault:

cancerchild:

nathanmorrow:

shithowdy:

Fun fact: if you approach an employee and insist that they go ‘check the back’ for an item that’s not on the shelf, there is a 90% chance that they’ll go to the back room, scratch their ass and check their text messages for five minutes, and come back out with a sympathetic smile and a ‘Sorry!’ because they know without even looking that the stock isn’t there.

Or the old “can you ask a manager?”

As a retail employee, I can verify that this is 100% accurate.

Yup at Michael Kors and Abercrombie we’d just go in the back chill and talk shit and snack for a bit anytime someone asks for something from the back, managers don’t even care they just laugh

(Source: notalwaysright.com)

when you get a do-over with someone you originally had embarrassingly bad sloppy drunk sex with and this time around it’s 5000% better and you feel like you were able to redeem yourself with an accurate portrayal of your sexing abilities

and he actually high fives you for how awesome it was

yeah

Shit customers say

platformsandglitter:

"Let me take care of you."

Translation: I’m broke. But maybe we can hook up and maybe we can go to Applebee’s for half price appetizers. But I mostly want to have sex with you for free.

i have finally met a boy worth dating.

i have forgotten how to date.

syntheticmomma:

lupusadlunam:

thechangelingmedusa:
Like seriously, why isn’t pole dancing an olympic sport? This is freakin gymnastics. This is strength and skill. This is not sexual whatsoever. Why does pole dancing have to be so stigmatised as a sexual thing that only strippers do? I have great respect for all people who can pull this off. This is art and beauty right here. 

HEY FUN FACT: pole dancing is known as something strippers do because strippers invented it. And that’s okay! It’s okay to have respect for strippers and the hard work they put into what they do! Let’s stop trying to take the stripper part out of pole dancing so upperclass white girls can do it without being ~stigmatized~ because god forbid women be sexual.

syntheticmomma:

lupusadlunam:

thechangelingmedusa:

Like seriously, why isn’t pole dancing an olympic sport? This is freakin gymnastics. This is strength and skill. This is not sexual whatsoever. Why does pole dancing have to be so stigmatised as a sexual thing that only strippers do? I have great respect for all people who can pull this off. This is art and beauty right here. 

HEY FUN FACT: pole dancing is known as something strippers do because strippers invented it. And that’s okay! It’s okay to have respect for strippers and the hard work they put into what they do! Let’s stop trying to take the stripper part out of pole dancing so upperclass white girls can do it without being ~stigmatized~ because god forbid women be sexual.