I like to make cosplay and stare at butts.

Things I like and will post about: cosplay. butts. punk. cigars. convention adventures. Tom Hiddleston. the Sex Pistols. Gary Oldman. Christoph Waltz. John Lydon. Gordon Ramsay. aerial. circus. Tim Roth. hot older men. pole dance. sexual frustration. Adam Jonas Segaller. BATS. knitting. Star Trek.

I am in about seven different kinds of love with this man.


"Watch the birdie, the camera is not a birdcage. There is no bird in the picture, there is just me."

"Watch the birdie, the camera is not a birdcage. There is no bird in the picture, there is just me."

(Source: helenspreference)

craigmania-artvellena:

itsgeekylife:

beautiful can only begin to describe this man, the voice of a god, the heart of priest, the soul of an angel. there are few actor’s who can elicit all the feelings of the spectrum with just a look, a line, a whisper, or a gesture the way Craig Parker can. 

(the first photo is not real, it’s fake). But this is said perfectly! Craig Parker is amazing person and  a genius actor! ♡♡♡

Not all toxic people are cruel and uncaring. Some of them love us dearly. Many of them have good intentions. Most are toxic to our being simply because their needs and way of existing in the world force us to compromise ourselves and our happiness. They aren’t inherently bad people, but they aren’t the right people for us. And as hard as it is, we have to let them go. Life is hard enough without being around people who bring you down, and as much as you care, you can’t destroy yourself for the sake of someone else. You have to make your wellbeing a priority. Whether that means breaking up with someone you care about, loving a family member from a distance, letting go of a friend, or removing yourself from a situation that feels painful — you have every right to leave and create a safer space for yourself.

—Daniell Koepke (via wordsnquotes)

craigmania-artvellena:

Resplendent Lord Craig ✯✯✯ (x)

craigmania-artvellena:

Resplendent Lord Craig ✯ (x)

Cosplaying at the strip club like a nerd.

rapunzelie:

21+ full-figured actresses playing 14/15/16 yr old characters rly fucked up my self-esteem and self-image when i was young and made me v insecure

quit casting adults as young characters esp in shows w/ young target audiences?? man it makes undeveloped lil girls feel inadequate that they don’t look like grown women when they’re baby teens

blame the unions. it’s a lot easier to work with adult actors than minors from a legal and logistical standpoint, unfortunately.

The Ginger Man and I went to a swingers’ club last night and wow if I wasn’t already in love I definitely am now. I can’t get enough of his dumb face. He’s gorgeous and sweet and clever and he loves feet. Blergh.

(Source: matale)

So last night I got drunk and played Skyrim

karlosmadera:

I’m still torn on whether this is the greatest thing I’ve ever done or the stupidest. 

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Working on my Halloween strip club outfit/a new cosdev set!

The paint ran a bit so there’s weird grey stains but they’ll be covered with white paint.

Working on my Halloween strip club outfit/a new cosdev set!

The paint ran a bit so there’s weird grey stains but they’ll be covered with white paint.

cosplayandbutts:

lol @ this kid on OkCupid who thinks he can be a sugar daddy for $100 a date. On a night I normally strip, too. Sorry, if you want me to skip work to go to dinner with your sorry ass you better be able to make up what I lost by not working, and then some. lawl.

update: he just offered to pay me in weed. go ask mommy for some cash, frat boy. honestly I’m just having a go at him now. I’m not even being nice. This is outrageous and if he ever expect to be a proper sugar daddy someone’s gonna have to educate his salty ass.

lol @ this kid on OkCupid who thinks he can be a sugar daddy for $100 a date. On a night I normally strip, too. Sorry, if you want me to skip work to go to dinner with your sorry ass you better be able to make up what I lost by not working, and then some. lawl.

glittercrypt:

Commercial for Alan Cumming’s eponymous fragrance line, 2004. [x]

Oh my god I require immediate medical assistance.

(Source: ingravinoveritas)